Banta Taxi Driver Se Bola "Siddhivinayak Mandir Jaoge Kya?" Taxi Driver: Ha Sahab Jaunga Banta: Thik Hai Vapsi Men Mere Liye Prasad Lete Aana
Santa Fon Par Ek Grahak Se Bola "Ji Hamne Marij Burro Shuru Kiya Hai Rishte Ke Liye 1 Dabayen Mangani Ke Liye Do Dabayen Aur Shaadi Ke Liye 3 Dabayen Banta: Ji Dusari Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabau? Santa: Dusari Shadi Ke Liye Pehli Wali Ka Gala Dabayen
Banta: Yaar Santa Mainne Tumhen Latter Par Chipakane Ke Liye Tikat Kharidne Ke Liye Paise Diye The Fir Tu Ye Paise Mujhe Vapas Kyon Kar Raha Hai? Santa: O Yaar Main Jab Letter Post Karne Post Box Pe Gaya To Waha Koi Tha Hi Nahin Aur Kisi Ne Mujhe Dekha Hi Nahin Ki Maine Bina Tikat Hi Letter Post Kar Diya
Shaadi Ke Liye Kisi Ko Lakdi Chahiye Kya? . . . . . . . . . Is Ped Se Tod Lo Pehle Sahi Padho Phir Neeche Aao!
Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya? Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun. Girl: Kyon ? Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!